A black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.  The white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.”

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said, “When I was born I was black,”

“When I grew up I was black,”

“When I’m sick I am black,”

“When I go in the sun I’m black,”

“When I am cold I am black,”

“When I die I’ll be black.”

“But you sir…”

“When you’re born you’re pink,”

“When you grow up you’re white,”

“When you’re sick, you’re green,”

“When you’re cold you turn blue,”

“And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!”

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away…